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Lower Level, Emporium, 287 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, 9020 4332
My score: 3.5/5
I’m not big on shopping centres. I’ve hyperventilated at Southland, I’ve chucked a wobbly at Chadstone, and the first time I came to Emporium I got so lost in a forest of puffy jackets that I phoned a friend to help me find fresh air. But I now have a better rescue remedy: it’s a $3.80 snack-sized bowl of green-bean jelly noodles at Dainty Sichuan Noodle Express. The noodles are slippery, spongy and cold, dressed with chilli, Szechuan pepper and black vinegar. They’ll fill a hole but they won’t weigh you down. They’ll give you energy for shopping or the not-so-simple search for daylight.
This is the fourth Dainty Sichuan (the others are in South Yarra, Bourke Street and Box Hill), and it’s small and to the point: a two-page pictorial menu offers noodles, rice dishes and a handful of snacks. The protocol is simple. Line up. Order. Sit. Wait (not long). Slurp. Feel great about life. Wipe your sweating brow with tiny paper napkins. Get back to shopping. The spicy beef noodles are the go-to dish, made with slow-braised stewing meat, firm but stretchy wheat noodles, and a broth that has a kick but isn’t going to make you hallucinate. Szechuan food is known for its spice but the lamb ribs with rice are mild and mesmeric, with tender meat and crunchy bok choi making for subtle contrast. The skewers are easy to share, dunked in an inviting cold broth zinging with Szechuan pepper. Call me chicken for choosing the skewered vegetables instead of the various giblet and tripe combinations but I just like quail eggs, tofu, black fungus and cauliflower, okay?
There’s lots of good food at Emporium (Pho Nom, Earl Canteen and Jimmy Grants are among the speedy options) but I have a homing-pigeon attraction to Dainty. In fact, if they had a pigeon noodle soup, I’d probably never leave.
More shopping centre dining:
Oriental Tea House, Ground Level, Chadstone, 1341 Dandenong Road, Chadstone, 96563 4144
Stop by for dumplings, including a good range of vegetarian and gluten-free offerings. To sugar-fuel your shopping, try the white chocolate dumplings with coconut and peanut praline. (Also Melbourne Central.)
Mama’s Buoi, Postal Lane, Melbourne, 9671 3426
Just opened in the lane between GPO (now occupied by H&M) and Myer is this funky home-style Vietnamese restaurant from the group that brought us Roll’d.
Melbourne Public, 11 Dukes Walk, South Wharf, 9268 7600
A short walk from DFO South Wharf, this massive new-style gastro-pub is an easy place to pop in for a chicken parmie, grilled prawns or a steak. There’s footy on the big screen, live music and a welcome-all-comers atmosphere.
First published in The Age, September 14, 2014.
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